Whatever you want to call it, I, um, have a friend who's smack dab in the middle of one. On behalf of this dear soul, I beseech your advice by way of a poll.
Hey, that rhymes. I like limes.
"No more rhymes now, I mean it."
"Anybody want a peanut?"
For the sake of my friend's future and (in)sanity, please find the poll in my side bar and vote, dagnabbit, VOTE!