This post has been in my drafts for about a year and a half, but I couldn't post it without the accompanying video—how could a mere description do it justice? I'd searched online and couldn't find it anywhere. Only the sketch outline is listed on the SNL website—there it's titled, "Rick Cornman." Just minutes ago I thought to check out Hulu.com. I searched for "Alec Baldwin", scrolled through a few pages and voila!
I post it here and dedicate it to Cool Ranch Luke in honor of our introductory exchange (refereed by Leila) on types of men, booby shaking, and the dichotomy of id. Heady stuff.
Here it is: