elements of a successful fake camping excursion

If one's fake camping trip is to be a success, I recommend (at minimum) the following items, pictured clockwise from top left:

1. Strawberry mojito
2. A kickass campfire
3. Night vision binoculars
4. Miracle Eyes Jesus

These are recommendations. There is only one requirement: a first class girl posse.

Codspeed and good camping to you.